I Don't Have a Thing to Wear

It''s 8:00 A.M., and you''ve got a big day ahead. Face to face with your closet, you pull out the suit that''s needed altering for two years, the blouse that doesn''t go with anything, and the shoes that...why did you buy them, anyway? With the reject pile rising as fast as your frustration, you shout the lament of women everywhere:

"I DON''T HAVE A THING TO WEAR!"

Stop the material madness! Let tw...