I Love You Zelda Bloo

I wish my mum and dad had been less famous,
''cause then maybe their divorce wouldn''t have made the world''s headlines.
I wish I was still at my friend Rupert''s party,
even if my bikini bottoms did fly off when I stacked my jet ski. 
I wish Mum had never taken me to the mountains to interview child soldiers.
I wish these people had never taken me away from the mountains.
And I wish I hadn''t fallen...