Jenny Q, Stitched Up
Right, here''s how things are . . . My mother is pregnant. I shizz you not. My mum will be going around with a bump for all to see that she''s still, well, shagging. Oh god I can''t bear it - talk about a stitch-up.
THEN there''s Stevie Lee Bolton - every time I see him I''m like a stunned goldfish and just stand there with my mouth opening and closing.
So between my untakebackably embarrassing fam...
Right, here''s how things are . . . My mother is pregnant. I shizz you not. My mum will be going around with a bump for all to see that she''s still, well, shagging. Oh god I can''t bear it - talk about a stitch-up.
THEN there''s Stevie Lee Bolton - every time I see him I''m like a stunned goldfish and just stand there with my mouth opening and closing.
So between my untakebackably embarrassing fam...
