Julie and Me and Michael Owen makes Three

For Terry Payne, life is not much fun. His parents are splitting up, and he''s fallen desperately in love with the gorgeous new girl at school, who doesn''t even know he exists. To top it all off, his beloved football team - the mighty Man U - are on a losing streak.

As Terry sees Man U lose to Liverpool, watches in horror as arch-rival and school golden boy showers the beautiful Julie with attenti...