Ladybird Book of the Mid-Life Crisis

THE PERFECT GIFT for people who ride their Harleys to work while wearing guyliner and winklepickers, even in freezing temperatures.
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Jason''s mid-life crisis started one Sunday morning in B&Q when he spotted a tub of boat varnish.

''I will never own a boat,'' he thought to himself.

Jason has never wanted to own a boat. But now, not owning one is all he can think about...