Lard / Schott's Bridge (Storycuts)

In ''Lard'', Duane''s virginity is getting to be a problem. Not so much for Duane as it is for his friends and his father-whose workmates rib him mercilessly about his son''s frigidity. Deciding that his friends'' regular outlets are not to his taste, Duane sets about fabricating an encounter.

In ''Schott''s Bridge'', Todd has ''too much sugar in him'' for Knockemstiff. Even so, he ignores his gran...