Lights! Camera! Mayhem!

Jodi Taylor and the disaster magnets of St Mary''s return with a story of chaos and catastrophe, to wish you a very Merry Christmas.

Coming to a screen near you...

TEMPORA, THE TIME TRAVELLING TOURIST

Starring Astrid Gustafsson as Helen of Troy - ''the face that launched a thousand ships''

With Dirk Thrust as Achilles - ''demi god and hero''

And the Wooden Horse as Himself - ''easily the least wooden...