May Contain Buts

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do...

But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn''t found Dad''s million year old aftershave. If only Mikey wasn''t feeling lower than a snake''s backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move!

It''s all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Eithe...