Me and Mister P

There are times when only a polar bear will do . . . "All I want is a normal family but no, I''ve ended up with the brother from Weirdsville. Liam is so embarrassing, but Mum and Dad can''t see that and give him all the attention. Leaving me with zero! Zilch! A big fat NOTHING! And I''m not really sure how an enormous, funny, clumsy polar bear is going to help with all this, but he was standing on...