Mind the Gaffe

Can anything be described as ''very real''? There are so many obstacles on the way to writing clear, precise (''accurate''?) English (''english''?) that it is a wonder (''wander''?) anyone (''any one'' or ''anyone''?) can be understood. Fortunately, all those who have ever feared being shown up by using one of the twenty worst words and phrases to be avoided at all costs, or confusing the complex ...