Molly Mcdougal Montgomery Mcgrath and Other Stories to Make You Laugh

Grab a chair and sit for a while.
Bring your laughter and your smile.

"Molly McDougal Montgomery McGrath"
Is guaranteed to make you laugh.

As will Aunt Bertha and bald Uncle Fred,
Or would you prefer an odd hat on your head?

In that case, the place is "Fedora Flats."
Where else may you wear a porcupine hat?

I hope that I dont hear you complain
If zombies await you at Fourth and Main.

You will feel sad when ...