Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can''t bite . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas are . . . hungrier!

With tons of not-very-stealthy appeal, Jordan P. Novak''s debut delivers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious read-to-me eB...