My New Swimming Pool

About a year ago I built my own swimming pool in my backyard. I wanted to turn my backyard into the center of the neighborhood. I wanted to attract those hot stay at home moms, but things didn't exactly worked out as planed: Only one person showed up.She was sixty four years old and lived down the road. She asked me if she could hang out next to my pool, I said yes. She caught my eye. She was a bi...