Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

Nigel Mullet isn''t your typical teenager . . . he''s a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn''t become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he''s got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

When a beautiful new g...