Penny Dreadful and the Horrible Hoo-hah
My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dad''s JOKE. Actually, I am not even dreadful at all. I didn''t mean for Marlon, who is our school goat, to eat a mobile phone or do some poo that looks like chocolate drops. I only set him free because I was being a FRIEND TO ANIMALS. Also, I didn''t ask to be a bridesmaid at Aunt Deedee''s wedding; I just wanted...
My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dad''s JOKE. Actually, I am not even dreadful at all. I didn''t mean for Marlon, who is our school goat, to eat a mobile phone or do some poo that looks like chocolate drops. I only set him free because I was being a FRIEND TO ANIMALS. Also, I didn''t ask to be a bridesmaid at Aunt Deedee''s wedding; I just wanted...
