Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The ''Dreadful'' bit is my dad''s JOKE. But I do not see the funny side. Plus it is not even true that I am dreadful. It''s just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS don''t work out completely brilliantly. Like, I didn''t mean for my cousin to end up bald and covered in superglue, and I also didn''t mean to steal our neighbour''s dog and m...