PIG is a Hairy Snotter

Pig finally gets to go on his surfing holiday with the school. (He got the holiday because he was in the Head Teacher''s Secret Toilet without asking.) While Pig is away, Suki tells him that he has lost his bedroom. Mum has got rid of all his stuff and from now on he will have to live under the stairs, just like Hairy Snotter. This must be Bob''s Revenge. What can Pig do? Boys love PIG! Peter Ian ...