Porridge of Knowledge

Magic gloop, evil baddies and a ridiculous amount of food abound in this super-silly story

Milk lives in the grubby seaside town of Slopp-on-Sea - a rubbish name for a rubbish town. But Milk''s life is pretty rubbish too, so it fits. She loves her Granddad, but nowadays he''s always wandering off somewhere, or asking her befuddled questions. Then one day, he comes back from one of his jaunts with a...