Red Bandana

Whilst the greatest effort has been made to ensure the quality of this text, due to the historical nature of this content, in some rare cases there may be minor issues with legibility. So we are forced to blow our own bazoo, (we rather like to use the pronoun plural It gives the kingly purple brighter hue, And makes us look divine to optics rural); Then hail US chief, ye brainless, bootless crew! ...