
Reformed Vampire Support Group
The trouble with being a vampire is . . .
You can''t get a decent haircut. You live on guinea-pig blood. And even worse, most of the world''s population wants to kill you. For no good reason. Nina Harrison became a vampire in 1973, when she was fifteen. Since then, life''s been one big drag - mostly because she spends all her time with a bunch of vampires, in a vampire therapy group.
Then one of th...
The trouble with being a vampire is . . .
You can''t get a decent haircut. You live on guinea-pig blood. And even worse, most of the world''s population wants to kill you. For no good reason. Nina Harrison became a vampire in 1973, when she was fifteen. Since then, life''s been one big drag - mostly because she spends all her time with a bunch of vampires, in a vampire therapy group.
Then one of th...