Rhymes with Cupid

Goodman''s Gifts & Stationery Store

February 14
Cashier: Elyse

3 boxes of heart-shaped chocolate . . . $12.00

Chocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday.

4 containers of candy hearts . . . $5.00

Ever since my ex cheated on me, I''ve sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn''t get the memo.

1 Valentine''s Day card . . . $4.50

I''m not interested. Although, he is pretty cute...