Romance, Riches, and Restrooms

Tim Phelan is a confident, twenty-one-year-old college graduate who is determined to build his future on two solid pillars: meeting the woman of his dreams, and earning a financial fortune.

Three months after he lands a job that promises to put him on the fast track to luxury-home ownership and country-club living, Phelan''s plans begin to unravel: his brain and digestive tract seem to have entered...