Rotten School #9: Party Poopers

Bernie Bridges has it all figured out. April-May June—the hottest girl in the fourth grade—will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They''ll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him.

There''s only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn''t WANT to go with Bernie. She wouldn''t go with Bernie even if he was the last guy on earth.

Then Jennifer Ecch—the Ni...