Schmidt Happens

''One of the funniest writers in the land ... Schmidt Happens will be lapped up by fans'' Irish Independent

I''ve had some pretty bad New Year''s Eves in my life. But this one was officially... The! Worst! Ever!

My wife had just given birth to a baby that wasn''t mine. My son had just walked out on his bride-to-be on the eve of their wedding. And my old dear was making threats of revenge against me ...