Should Have Got Off at Sydney Parade

Ross O''Carroll-Kelly thought he knew all he needed to about women''s bodies ...

So there I was, roysh, in a state of basically very blissful ignorance, when suddenly Sorcha''s up the Damien and I have to listen to, like, women''s stuff.

And now he''s getting a biology lesson he could have SO lived without ...

I am telling you, roysh, I never even knew nipples could crack and I was very happy not ...