Sortof the Snail

'This is the tale of Sortof the snail. He was called Sortof because he was sort of this and sort of that. Mostly he was a really happy sort of snail, and then, at other times, he had a sort of worrying feeling. He was sometimes sort of scared. This was usually at night when the lights began to go out....'

But when Sortof begins to understand that the night time is a very important time, especially ...