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"Since I last saw them I''ve not got married, or had any children, or got a promotion, or inherited a fortune; I''ve been doing exactly the same things I was doing last time I went."

"Well tell them you''ve expanded."

"They''ll see that for themselves."

Another school reunion looms for Harvey Briscow, and once again he agonises over whether to attend; as the owner of a comic shop, a devout drinker, s...