Tales from Kentucky Lawyers

"A woman was sitting on the witness stand, and the lawyer asked her, ''Did you, or did you not, on the night of June 23rd have sex with a hippie on the back of a motorcycle in a peach orchard?'' She thought for a few minutes, then said, ''What was that date again?''" -- from the book

Lawyers have long been known as master storytellers, and those from Kentucky are certainly no exception. Veteran ora...