Worst Girlfriend in the World

Alice Jenkins is the worst girlfriend in the world according to the many, many boys who''ve shimmied up lampposts and shoplifted from New Look to impress her, only to be dumped when she gets bored of them. Alice has a very low boredom threshold.

But she never gets bored with Franny, her best friend since they met at nursery school. Friends are for ever. Ain''t nothing going to come between them. Gi...