There Was An Old T Rex Who Swallowed A Shoe

We all remember the little old lady who swallowed a fly. Well, there was also an enormous old T Rex who swallowed a shoe. The shoe got stuck. What did she do then? Simple. She swallowed some dinosaurs so they could get the shoe out. What? You're saying. Dinosaurs didn't wear shoes. Well. All is not what it seems in this joyful little jog down Jurassic lane.