They Think It's All Over

Get ready for top-drawer delivery, as You''re Havin'' a Laugh laces up its boots and races up the wing to bend in cross after cross of perfect football banter, including...

the funny:

''I love Blackpool; we''re very similar - we both look better in the dark'' - Ian Holloway

the plain stupid:

''Whichever team scores more goals usually wins'' - Michael Owen

and the genuinely deranged:

''It''s not fair to...