Twat Files

Mistakes, Mayhem, and Massive Twattery - Welcome to The Twat Files

‘Charming and funny. A good reminder that nobody''s perfect – and why would you want to be anyway?’ Independent

‘Great fun and highly-entertaining’ The Times
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When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person. But being an actual twat is much more the real me.

In The Twat Files I will...