Village Idiot

If I were an animal there would be legislation to protect my home, but because I''m just a bloody human they can do whatever the f**k they like.

Welcome to the village of Syresham; it''s not quite the Cotswolds. Townies have decided they want a lie-in, so they''re building a new high-speed railway. Issue is, it''s going right through Barbara Honeybone''s house, and she ''ent having none of it. Barb...