We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes
I am a snake.
No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I''m a gopher snake.
One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I''m male. I''m not.
He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I''d eat it. I buried it. H...
I am a snake.
No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I''m a gopher snake.
One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I''m male. I''m not.
He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I''d eat it. I buried it. H...
