Biff and Buster - a Tale of Two Pirates

This is a story, in rhyme, about two pirates, Biff and Buster,

who argue about the spoils of plunder. ''Though treasure aplenty

was stored in a chest, they fought over who should have the

best.'' They couldn''t agree on the colour of the sea; whether it

was blue, or whether it was green. They argued about every-

thing, and wrecked their ship in the ensuing fight, over who

was wrong and who was rig...