Ladybird Book of the Sickie

The perfect companion for those extremely hardworking colleagues, who like to pull sickies . . .

''Lawrence and Ben are enjoying a bout of imaginary food poisoning.

Food poisoning is always good because it''s over quickly and nobody likes to hear stories about toilets.''
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''When Jesse gets home from a very big party, he phones his manager and leaves a message. Now he does not have to get up ...