Shipwrecks in the Harbor

Revenge is a dish best served table d'hôte...But they never put out enough snow crab legs and the succotash is lukewarm, and the bowls are not big enough for the soft serve or a decent salad. And the "e;house dressing"e; is labeled simply "e;house dressing"e; on the ladle, but its a congealed viscous mystery yellow. And there is a loose crouton stuck to the brisket. There's plenty of beets. The me...