Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories

Who better to wreak havoc with eight beloved fairy tales than Gregory Maguire, the brilliant, funny, and nationally best-selling author of the adult novel Wicked as well as the hilarious middle-grade series The Hamlet Chronicles.

Laughs abound in this bestselling Christmas classic by Barbara Robinson!

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESLike a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing thisaudio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESDear Reader,You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESDear Reader,If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESDISCLAIMER: The long term effects of listening to this audio are unknown.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESI hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESAs the three Baudelaire orphans warily approach their new home Prufrock Preparatory School, they can't help but notice the enormous stone arch bearing the school's motto Memento Mori or "e;"e;Remember you will die.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESIn their most daring misadventure, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very, very rich people, whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESEverybody loves a carnival!

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESThe Baudelaires need a safe place to staya "e;somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police.

Newbery Medal-winning author Beverly Cleary gives Henry's dog, Ribsy, center stage in this dog's eye view of the adventure of a lifetime.

"e;"e;Both children and adults with roar with laughter.

This book promises weird surprises!

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESWarning: Your day will become very darka "e;and possibly dampa "e;if you read this book.

With more than 32 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

In Joshua S.