Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories

A fantastically funny two-books-in-one adventure starring the Karate Princess!

The new boy at Will's school is stealing snacks and smearing kids with an endless supply of bogies.

Pongdollop wants his fellow monsters to join him in an uprising and his secret weapon is a real stinker!

Trevor's mum has offered him 30 to walk the dog every day of the holidays.

You'll never GUESS what Mr Butternut said at school today:'This is your first day with me and I can see that there is something amazing about you .

MEET CASPER!

GUESS what's coming to town!

A new laugh-out-loud adventure in the funny and popular Cartoon Kid series by Jeremy Strong.

Casper and his friends have an amazing ZEEOWWW!

The Worst Witch - the original magical boarding school series!

Everyone loves the wickedly dry sense of humour of The Diary of a Killer Cat by Anne Fine.

Spud Milton (practically a man in most areas) is hoping for a smooth ride as he returns to boarding school as a senior.

Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Gold Ticket from Mr Willy Wonka!

Slap bang in the middle of the hottest day of the year, the zoo s drains have blocked up and there s nowhere for the animals' poo to go!

The one-and-only original teenage diary!

"e;The Pelican spread his huge white wings and flew down on to the road beside me.

The loveable animals and their keepers at Melton Mowbray Zoo are back!

Slap bang in the middle of the coldest Friday of the coldest week of the year, the central heating breaks down at Melton Mowbray Zoo.

This is the first book in a four-book series.

Jake Cake is an ordinary kid who likes writing and illustrating stories about his adventures.

Out the window they flew, far up into the sky, and soon the whole family was flying around and around together.

The hilariously funny story of Heathrow (affectionately named after London's airport) whose TOTALLY EMBARRASSING parents will do anything to be on TV, even if it involves rice pudding or a racing car or a rhinoceros!

Will's school play is Beauty and the Beast, but Urk has discovered there'll be more than one monster on opening night!

Spud's nearly 15 and although he is no longer the youngest or the smallest in his dorm, his second year at boarding school is beset with women trouble, misguided late-night adventures and excruciating family visits.

In my old school, we had fighting, no pool and there'd be vicious matches against the other schools .

Benny glowered at her.

Dominic's middle name is trouble, but not because he's got a troublesome nature, but quite simply because he's ALWAYS in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Flour Babies by Anne Fine, won the Carnegie Medal and the Whitbread Children's Book Award in 1992.

'Okay, okay.

Everyone knows that Louis is a loudmouth, he never stops talking and drives everyone crazy.

A comic story set in mock-Victorian times.

Sniffers, fussy, sneaky, naughty and bad-tempered children are all awful - but who's the worst child ever?

Be on the brink of Lily B's world with her third and fantastically funny diary!

You may think you know the riddle of the boy, the wolf, the sheep and the lettuce, but this book will prove you wrong.

Sigurd, the Viking from the tenth century, is still stuck in the twentieth century.

Will has four brothers and it's chaos in his house!

Ben is at his happiest playing for United and is getting top marks from the coach.

HO-HO-HOW can Nicholas save Christmas?

FANTASTI-BUBBLY-CRUMBO!

Will's new teacher, Mrs Dumpy, is really, really mean!

BATPANTS the orang-utan is completely, wildly HAIRY.

So go on, ask me.

"e;A stodgy parent is no fun at all.

'Did we go too far?

"e;To pay Mrs Twit back for the worms in his spaghetti, Mr Twit thought up a really clever, nasty trick .

"e;The rule would be this: whatever George saw, if it was runny or powdery or gooey, in it went .

"e;On a hill above the valley there was a wood.

The much-loved Roald Dahl story, updated for a whole new generation of readers with an exciting new interior design and cover look.

Disney takes the classic sci-fi adventure, A Wrinkle in Time to the silver screen!

In this fourth book in the series, Jake battles with a vampire visiting his school (fangs and bats and zombies), a demon hairdresser (arrrrrggggh!