'If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'Every idiot who goes about with "e;Merry Christmas"e; on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
Marchiena Davis writes in her book light-hearted entertaining short essays through a charmingly amusing narration that explores the humor of ordinary yet meaningful personal interactions and events with an appreciative eye for the viewpoint of other people and animals involved.
While most passengers write to the airline after travel to complain of the usual flight delays, cancellations, and rude employees, there are more serious complaints submitted to the DOT, the FAA, or the BBB, when people experience lost children who were traveling as unaccompanied minors, passengers with disabilities, denied boardings due to oversold flights, sexual harassment, discrimination, or issues with animals traveling as cargo.
This hilarious collection of over 300 puns, one-liners, and classic jokes dedicated to the fun of RPGs is perfect for you share with your fellow gaming compatriots!
'The ultimate toilet book' - Observer'A charming collection of stories that reminds you life could be so much worse' - Sunday Times ___________ The news can be overwhelming, with reports on post-Brexit food shortages, the underfunded NHS, and international trade wars, but local news is filled with many other serious headlines .
Approaching its 200th birthday in the rudest of health, the Spectator is known for the quality of its writing and the deep eccentricity of some of its writers.
Thrown for a loop by stage 4 lymphoma and a secondary brain tumor, a cancer patient recounts how he landed on his feet with a positive attitude and an offbeat sense of humor.
A famous quote from Elizabeth Barrett Browning goes:"e;Earth's crammed with heaven, And every common bush afire with God,But only he who sees takes off his shoes;The rest sit round and pluck blackberries.
With over 3,500 entries, arranged by topic, fully indexed and up-to-date for the twenty-first century, here is a bumper new collection of witticisms and wisecracks.
Dieses Buch ist ein Muss für alle Tierfreunde, die es in die große Stadt verschlagen hat: Es verblüfft mit Fakten aus der erstaunlichen Welt der urbanen Fauna, berührt oder erheitert mit Geschichten der Annäherung von Mensch, Tier und Architektur und verrät, an welchen Orten man am besten auf die Suche geht.
As creator Lynn Johnston illustrates inside this special treasury of America's most popular family comic strip, For Better or For Worse, life moves quickly in the Patterson household.
The Elis James and John Robins' Show has become cult listening, and that cult has registered for charitable status, published quarterly accounts and been given a full blessing by the Archbishop of Broadcasting.