Slang and dialect humour

When they mistime a beat drop in the car When their toenail scrapes you in bed When they sit at a bar stool and their feet hang awkwardly When they run out of what they want to order in a restaurant and they say, 'I was really looking forward to that' .

Da kümmert sich der Wormser "Sozialadel" der regelmäßig auf dem Parkplafz vorm Dehner tagt, bei ein paar Bierchen um all das, was in Worms so abgeht und hat für alles ein "gutes Wort".

'A Steroid Hit The Earth' is a catalogue of errors, omissions, mistakes and other disasters, ranging from the straight typo or the ambiguous statement to the downright bizarre.

From Oedipus: PARTY IN THEBES!

What do you call a decomposing whale?

A heart-warming Cockney saga from multi-million copy seller Mary Jane Staples.

Building on the phenomenal success of POTTY, FARTWELL AND KNOB, this new collection of extraordinary but true names goes a step further.

Know your tater trap from your sniffle herring in Sharp's journey around the world in idioms, proverbs and general nonsense - the perfect gift for book lovers and language obsessives!

Popular music has always attracted the kind of morally bankrupt individuals who are too unhinged to hold down a proper job.

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

A laugh-out-loud 'best of' selection of TommyInnit's most weird and wonderful quotes - plus much more - carefully selected to BLOW YOUR MIND by him and best friend Wilbur Soot.

"Warum ist deutscher Humor so erfolgreich?

Nudinits is back with a guide to getting it all out in the open.

The Golden Age of Bullshit.

Did you know that .

An oh-so-cheeky selection of 25+ Christmas-themed knitting patterns, based on the hit Nudinits animation.

Das Buch "Dinge, die mich nerven" beginnt mit einem sicherlich ungewöhnlichen aber doch ernst zu nehmenden Warnhinweis.

The ebook edition of the Collins Dictionary of Curious Phrases is an updated and revised version of Leslie Dunkling's classic work on curious and baffling phrases.

Chinglish offers a humorous and insightful look at misuses of the English language in Chinese street signs, products, and advertising.

What's ILL in one place can be WACK in another, or the same word can actually have TOTES different meanings.

Perfect for fans of Donna Douglas and Nancy Revell, a heart-warming saga set in post war London from Sunday Times bestselling author Pip Granger.

Succinct, cheerful and globally understood, emojis are everyone's second language.

Conversations from the buses, boardrooms and bars of BritainThink you've heard it all before?

What better way to say how you feel than with a collection of cute and paw-sitive af-fur-mations?

Roger: A code word for a gas cylinder and a nickname for rum.

Would you Adam and Eve it?

From Sam Jordison, author of the bestselling Crap Towns series, comes I-SPY for Grown-ups.

Humor ist ein universelles, doch zutiefst individuelles Phänomen.

A hilarious guide to dissing the dicks in your life.

An amusing, informative, controversial and utterly irreverent history of the world's favourite word.

Wir hatten früher auch schon eBai.

A humorous history of simmering tensions between the US and Canada from the War of 1812 to actual invasion plans drawn up by both sides.

A humorous history of simmering tensions between the US and Canada from the War of 1812 to actual invasion plans drawn up by both sides.

Foul your mouth-while expanding your Mandarin vocabulary-with a guide to the phrases that could get you a laugh .

Foul your mouth-while expanding your Mandarin vocabulary-with a guide to the phrases that could get you a laugh .

You get a bit more bounce than you bargained for in this bed shop!

Now available as an ebook.

Der Münchner im Himmel ist eine humoristische Satire des bayerischen Schriftstellers Ludwig Thoma, die 1911 veröffentlicht wurde.

More gripping than THE EXORCIST!

The best of the awesome Youtube and Twitter phenomenon Sh*t Girls Say!

The classic pocket guide to the language of London.

You're not properly equipped without The World's Best Skiing Jokes!

One of the most endearing features of sport is its perennial humour.

A rather silly detective story in the spirit of Jasper Fforde.

Put your hand up - and keep it there!

For When You Need Just the Right WordTravelling is fantastic - we don't deny it.

If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a BIG surprise.

Nice girls come at a price.

Improve your vulgar vocabulary with this guide to Hungarian slang, swear words, and more!

Learn cool slang, funny insults and all the words they didn't teach you in class with this comprehensive guide to dirty Japanese.