Humour

You're not alone.

With the signature hilarity that has made the Sucks series a hit, Kimes and Laccinole tackle number one, number two, and all the accidents in between on the way to full-time underpants.

You order a large coffee with milk and two sugars at the drive thru, and wind up with a large blackdecaf.

This sort of Italian isn't Church sanctioned.

"e;Give me liberty or give me death.

Let's be srieux!

The Manual No Real Guy Should Be WithoutMotor oil, beer, and charcoal--that's what real men are made of.

So your bros are hanging around the grill, shooting the shit while putting back brews from a pony keg.

Your roommate keeps piling crap on your side of the room.

You will now be able to wow your friends, scare your kids, and bargain with your spouse as you use this book to legitimize bad decisions, idle threats, and risky ventures.

Inside this book: The dirtiest words in the English language!

Flip Twitter the bird.

Learn to Speak German--the Dirty Deutsch Way!

Steve Carrellthe Pretend Asshole Ari Goldthe Hollywood Asshole Simon Cowellthe Trying-Too-Hard Asshole Mickey Rourkethe Reformed Asshole Barney Stintsonthe True AssholeTo truly be an asshole is an art form.

He forgot your birthday.

Back when lightning-throwing gods and multiheaded monsters ruled a world in constant chaos, there was one man who stood on four hooves against it all.

Revenge of the robots in only 17 syllables!

"e;The last WoW module was clunky and a bit slow on my rig but it had a great toolset for building adventures for my avatar.

Whatever the problem, an asshole knows how to deal.

"e;If I use a tampon, am I still a virgin?

Old dogs may have trouble with new tricks, but now canine brainiacs can use the laws of physics to master their corner of the universe.

Got a peanut butter cup, a Fruit Roll-Up, and a bag of chips?

In a relationship, it's all about the give and take.

Gas grills.

Susan Lucci, Al Gore, and the Buffalo Bills all received top billing by coming in second.

In 150 quick and witty entries, Freeman Hall captures every last detail of what makes every gay person flee the room in terror!

There's more to marijuana than smoking it.

How many people know how to pronounce humhumunukunukuapuaa*?

Your wingman refuses to jump on a grenade.

Airplane Blonde.

I hate that I'm going bald.

Boy, oh, boy, it's a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy's manhood.

Sure, everyone's seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

From Act I:"e;I think you left these behind,"e; I said, handing them to her.

Manicures, manicotti, and living in mom's basement.

Horror movie fans know: danger lurks around every corner, locker room, and strange new neighbor.

Hallefrickinlujah, it's here--your ultimate party-planning guide.

Titz.

Move over, Benedict Arnold .

Sage advice straight from the mouth of the world's most pointed puss!

Enough already.

Have you ever wanted to be an intellectual, without all that tedious work of getting an advanced college degree?

For years, a moldy slice of the upper crust has been slumming it in disguise.

Con your way into a scholarship.

Zombies are were people too!

Being best buds with a great ape is basically the most awesome thing in the entire world.

Accidental Adult (n.

A drunk giant comes charging at you in a bar.

As if your HR Department didn't have enough to worry about, WTF?

Writer and cartoonist Anthony Rubino, Jr.