Humour

Have you heard the one about.

Everything you need to know before your her big day!

"e;Ready or not, here comes baby!

* Stage a coup * Swim with sharks * Beat a breathalyzer *The Forbidden Knowledge series has taken readers over the edge before, but never like this.

No matter how good you have it--there's always something to whine aboutWhite Whine chronicles the everyday difficulties that plague our lives.

It's time to bump fuzzies!

Get rid of bad karma for good!

A bird pooped in my daughter's mouth yesterday.

Rules for Raising Little Girls"e;As the father of a daughter, I wish I'd read this very funny book sooner, if only to know that it's OK for a grown man to wear a tutu.

The only see-it-and-believe-it guide to whole-body self-diagnosis!

Ever stop and think, Everyone is just so awesome?

Yes, world domination and eternal adoration can be yours!

You made 40 grand last year--and got to keep almost half after taxes .

C***!

No one is perfectbut everyone can fake itLet's get real.

Your whole life you've done the right thing.

You're all over the definitions of "e;low lights,"e; "e;ruching,"e; and a "e;tankini.

It's time to start taking toilet time a little more seriously.

If celebrities that have gone to a better place could come back and give us one piece of priceless advice, what would it be?

Readers, buy this book.

Imagine Mansfield Park set on the Jersey Shore.

blad: To strike hard or buffet.

Whoever said, "e;sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you"e; never met an a**hole.

A Capacious and Quintessential GuideMaxims: #1: Carry a Scholarly Book (at All Times) #12: Know Your Manet from Your Monet #14: Be Proficient in at Least One Classical Instrument #64: Learn to Recite Romantic-Era Poetry on CueIf you think you need a PhD in Greek and Roman philosophy from an Ivy League school to call yourself an intellectual, reconsider your supposition.

Think You Know Your Stuff?

It Is a Good Idea to Purchase This BookIf you think a neti pot for that stuffy nose is just what the doctor ordered, think again (choking on salt water and mucus is a horrible way to go).

Everything is not always as it seemsit's usually worse.

It's true: Misery does love company.

Greedy Grabbers, Privileged Pinchers, Shady Scammers, and More!

These Discount Rats want more than salesTo Discount Rats, the world should be free .

Backstabbers and Slackers and Mismanagers, Oh My!

There is no wrath like a Hellspawn scorned .

Misanthrope, n.

Think you can spot the fake?

"e;I love my FedEx guy 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it .

It's not what you know.

You think a real guy leaves everything up to chance?

Not to be confused with Mad Libsthose lame things kids doManLibs was created by guys for guys.

You get to the store and realize you forgot your wallet.

Could a Jedi knight use his light saber to deflect a beam from a phaser?

"e;For many days we had been tempest-tossed - and our stash was soaked.

He told everyone you slept together (when you didn't)He licked your face like a dog while you were making outHe told you he thinks your mom is hot.

Rather than deal with the problems he was facing as a recent college grad, Paul Jury decided to leave them in his rearview mirror.

"e;Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

There's no doubt about it.

Youre so skinnywhat have you been eating?

Making life in cubicle land a bit more fun, this book is a clever and amusing list of practical jokesa list that will challenge even seasoned saboteurs to take risks and reap the awkward rewards.

"e;I am personally offended by this book because my mustache wasn't included.

Fireworks and grenades.

A Simon & Schuster eBook.