Humour

'But back to the summer day the spikegrazed my brother's scalp: I slept beside himin his racing car bed and my father woke meand slapped my face, thinking, I assume, of sex,whereas I was already thinking about death.

Sometimes even the most simple of tasks isn't that simple.

Ever wanted to pick the lock of a celebrity s teenage diary?

Jack and the Jellybean Stalk is a laugh-out-loud collection of 51 short tales from John Martin's early years as a bewildered new dad.

A canine-thropic (it's a word now) assault on that detestable Uncle Tom of the animal kingdom, man's so-called best friend (not), the treacherous, mangy, smelly, useless DOG.

This book contains numerous short stories as seen through the eyes of a dusty old baker.

"e;You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.