Humour

Spoken by over 700 million jabbering individuals, the English language has travelled to all corners of the globe unfortunately, some of it has got a bit muddled along the way .

For the mum who embraces motherhood and all that it entails, The Mums Book is a humorous handbook on the ups and downs of being a mother.

The rhetorical question is one of those grammatical quirks that just doesnt seem to have any logic to it; a question that doesnt require an answer - what kind of question is that?

Do you feel like all your friends are getting old and boring, but you are getting younger by the day?

Like Edward Cullen in Twilight, Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever.

Death may be bleak but - rest in peace - there is nothing gloomy about this curious compendium of tales of the departed.

Are We Live?

If Adrian Mole had grown up to be a grumpy old git who had to cope with failed marriage and a life-sucking job, and worse, whose colleagues actually thought he was a miserable old git, he might be a bit like Dave Cross.

If you point my smart phone at the sky, its star-gazing app can supposedly identify and name planets outside of our galaxy.

In Man Fail, readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers, mistakes and misunderstandings that have been boldly uttered by the male sex.

It doesnt take much to get an Old Fart complaining - whether its about the price of electricity, reality TV, muesli, the metric system, self-checkouts or smoothies.

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, told us what men and women were thinking about each other; Hes Just Not That Into You, told us where women were going wrong; and The Rules And The Game, told women and men respectively how to attract a partner.