Humour

Got a peanut butter cup, a Fruit Roll-Up, and a bag of chips?

In a relationship, it's all about the give and take.

Gas grills.

In 150 quick and witty entries, Freeman Hall captures every last detail of what makes every gay person flee the room in terror!

There's more to marijuana than smoking it.

How many people know how to pronounce humhumunukunukuapuaa*?

Your wingman refuses to jump on a grenade.

Airplane Blonde.

I hate that I'm going bald.

Boy, oh, boy, it's a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy's manhood.

Sure, everyone's seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

From Act I:"e;I think you left these behind,"e; I said, handing them to her.

Manicures, manicotti, and living in mom's basement.

Horror movie fans know: danger lurks around every corner, locker room, and strange new neighbor.

Hallefrickinlujah, it's here--your ultimate party-planning guide.

Titz.

Move over, Benedict Arnold .

Sage advice straight from the mouth of the world's most pointed puss!

Enough already.

Have you ever wanted to be an intellectual, without all that tedious work of getting an advanced college degree?

For years, a moldy slice of the upper crust has been slumming it in disguise.

Con your way into a scholarship.

Zombies are were people too!

Being best buds with a great ape is basically the most awesome thing in the entire world.

Accidental Adult (n.

A drunk giant comes charging at you in a bar.

As if your HR Department didn't have enough to worry about, WTF?

Writer and cartoonist Anthony Rubino, Jr.

Fact: Chocolate contains the alkaloid theobromine, which in high doses can be toxic to humans, and in even small amounts can kill dogs, parrots, horses, and cats.

You are mistaken for a prostitute.

Your dog must be larger than a toaster.

Be the life of every highbrow cocktail partyjust by mastering the deliciously obscure terms in The Words You Should Know to Sound Smart.

Weed.

What does Miley Cyrus have in common with Sacagawea?

A hilarious and satirical holiday humor book for adults surviving Christmas chaos, family stress, gift-buying burnout, and the commercialization of the season.

Qu pasa, gringo?

Become a productive member of society!

In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague.

The End is Nigh!

More Brains.

If we are what we eat, then this book reveals deep truths about the average American (not to mention more mundane truths like a surprising number of people enjoy onions, and for most people, mayonnaise is very, very difficult to spell).

What Makes a Man, a Man?

Resistance is Your Prime DirectiveHave you ever experienced a sensation of missing time?

Jeff Garlin shares his hysterical and eye-opening journey to reduce his waistline and his carbon footprint during the production of the seventh season of HBOs Curb Your EnthusiasmJeff Garlin has dedicated the filming of an entire season of Curb Your Enthusiasm to completely making over his lifestyle in two major waysby lightening his physical and his ecological footprints.

Ho, ho, huh?

Relive the angst.

the end is near Surviving the apocalypse is one thing.

At thirty-three, talented chef Georgia Gray has everything a woman could wantthe top job at one of Manhattans best restaurants; a posse of smart and savvy gal pals who never let her down; and a platinum-set, cushion-cut diamond engagement ring courtesy of Glenn, the handsome entertainment lawyer who Georgias overbearing mother cant wait for her to marry.

FROM GROWING UP IN DETROIT, where he marched as a ten-year-old with Dr.

Will Rogers once said he never met a man he didn't like.