Comedy and stand-up

An ebook omnibus of Eric Morecambe's classic children's books, THE RELUCTANT VAMPIRE and THE VAMPIRE'S RETURN, illustrated by Tony Ross.

It's your duty to be beautiful.

Would you like it in bed, Madam?

Put your hand up - and keep it there!

You get a bit more bounce than you bargained for in this bed shop!

Lock him up and throw away the key.

Ice-cream, donkeys, and all those lovely bikinis - oh I do like to be beside the seaside!

No package too large for Rosie.

Lather on the suncream and have a dip.

Rosie tries her hand in the Armed Forces.

Privates on parade.

For decades Jokes Cracked by Lord Aberdeen has been one of the most sought-after out-of-print books; it has become something of a cult classic.

The collected hard-boiled cases of nursery rhyme-noir with Detective Harry Pigg.

If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a BIG surprise.

The classic sex comedy of the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.

Jolly hockey sticks, and constant scoring.

Nice girls come at a price.

Take this down, please, Miss Dixon.

Things that go bump in the night.

A new and original take on the iconic story of man meets giant ape in the biggest and hairiest parody of all time.

A gripping and hilarious satire of hipsters, consumerism, contemporary art, for fans of Bret Easton Ellis and Don Delillo.

You'll never guess what he's selling.

The women melted at his feet - one lick at a time!

Fresh, creamy and delicious - the milkman who always asked whether they wanted it delivered in front or round back.

It always took longer to clean the inside of the windows.

A brilliantly witty story of unconventional, unwavering, and regularly exasperating friendship.

The hilarious and inspiring story of how Jane Lynch changed from a real-life Sue Sylvester to the happy and fulfilled actress she is today.

"e;No one makes me laugh harder than Judy Gold.

From Naptown to Tinseltown-legendary stand-up comedian and actor Mike Epps finally tells all in this outrageous, hilarious, no-holds-barred memoir.

A hilarious and original debut novel that skewers our craze for celebrity.

Lisa Maxwell, an addition to the quick-witted Loose Women team, is a bundle of fun and laughter and a natural storyteller.

Ever wondered what Santa gets up to the rest of the year?

The breakthrough novel from one of the greatest comic writers in the language - one of the twenty selected by Granta as the Best of Young British Writers 2003.

The final novel from comedy legend Eric Morecambe.

The story of the greatest British sit-com and its enduring appeal.

The authoritative biography of Britain's most subversive twentieth-century clown from celebrated biographer Graham McCann, author of Dad's Army and Morecambe & Wise.

A masterpiece of black humour from the renown comic and acclaimed author of 'At Swim-Two-Birds' - Flann O'Brien.

Burdened with a face only a mother could love, Stan Cattermole determined to find a woman.

The incredible, moving and hilarious story of Cheeta the Chimp, simian star of the big screen, on a behind-the-scenes romp through the golden years of Hollywood.

Headley, a wise-cracking New York City girl with as much wit as any character on Sex and the City, is jaded and cynical about men in New York.

A Lord of the Rings for the 21st century.

For anyone who has ever dreamed of finding true love only to discover that happy endings are just the beginning comes this brilliantly comic novel about marriage, ex-girlfriends, 'performance anxiety', and what it takes to make happily ever last beyond the honeymoon.

A rather silly detective story in the spirit of Jasper Fforde.

A brilliantly funny novel from the author of 'The Abstinence Teacher' and 'Little Children', made into an acclaimed film starring Reece Witherspoon and Matthew Broderick.

The second novel from Tom Perrotta, author of 'Little Children', 'Election' and 'The Abstinence Teacher'.

The Winner Stands Alone is an enthralling novel by the incomparable Paulo Coelho.

The hilarious true-life tale of one man's journey from self-confessed planet-killing lad to eco-friendly, green-crusader Dad set against the backdrop of Cool Britannia, Blair's Britain and the rise of the green movement.

The Bible For Blokes From The Daddy Of Breakfast RadioForeword by James Nesbitt.

Written by Bill Hick's lifelong friend, producer, and co-creator, Kevin Booth offers the inside story into the man who was only along for the ride for a tragically short time, yet left an indelible mark on comedy enthusiasts and freethinkers everywhere.

Classic stills from the life of one of Britain's most venerated entertainers.