Humour

Steve Carrellthe Pretend Asshole Ari Goldthe Hollywood Asshole Simon Cowellthe Trying-Too-Hard Asshole Mickey Rourkethe Reformed Asshole Barney Stintsonthe True AssholeTo truly be an asshole is an art form.

He forgot your birthday.

Back when lightning-throwing gods and multiheaded monsters ruled a world in constant chaos, there was one man who stood on four hooves against it all.

Revenge of the robots in only 17 syllables!

"e;The last WoW module was clunky and a bit slow on my rig but it had a great toolset for building adventures for my avatar.

Whatever the problem, an asshole knows how to deal.

"e;If I use a tampon, am I still a virgin?

Old dogs may have trouble with new tricks, but now canine brainiacs can use the laws of physics to master their corner of the universe.

Got a peanut butter cup, a Fruit Roll-Up, and a bag of chips?

In a relationship, it's all about the give and take.

Gas grills.

In 150 quick and witty entries, Freeman Hall captures every last detail of what makes every gay person flee the room in terror!

There's more to marijuana than smoking it.

How many people know how to pronounce humhumunukunukuapuaa*?

Your wingman refuses to jump on a grenade.

Airplane Blonde.

I hate that I'm going bald.

Boy, oh, boy, it's a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy's manhood.

Sure, everyone's seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

From Act I:"e;I think you left these behind,"e; I said, handing them to her.

Manicures, manicotti, and living in mom's basement.

Horror movie fans know: danger lurks around every corner, locker room, and strange new neighbor.

Hallefrickinlujah, it's here--your ultimate party-planning guide.

Titz.

Move over, Benedict Arnold .

Sage advice straight from the mouth of the world's most pointed puss!

Enough already.

Have you ever wanted to be an intellectual, without all that tedious work of getting an advanced college degree?

For years, a moldy slice of the upper crust has been slumming it in disguise.

Con your way into a scholarship.

Zombies are were people too!

Being best buds with a great ape is basically the most awesome thing in the entire world.

Accidental Adult (n.

A drunk giant comes charging at you in a bar.

As if your HR Department didn't have enough to worry about, WTF?

Writer and cartoonist Anthony Rubino, Jr.

Fact: Chocolate contains the alkaloid theobromine, which in high doses can be toxic to humans, and in even small amounts can kill dogs, parrots, horses, and cats.

You are mistaken for a prostitute.

Your dog must be larger than a toaster.

Be the life of every highbrow cocktail partyjust by mastering the deliciously obscure terms in The Words You Should Know to Sound Smart.

Weed.

What does Miley Cyrus have in common with Sacagawea?

A hilarious and satirical holiday humor book for adults surviving Christmas chaos, family stress, gift-buying burnout, and the commercialization of the season.

Qu pasa, gringo?

Become a productive member of society!

In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague.

The End is Nigh!

More Brains.

If we are what we eat, then this book reveals deep truths about the average American (not to mention more mundane truths like a surprising number of people enjoy onions, and for most people, mayonnaise is very, very difficult to spell).

What Makes a Man, a Man?