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Making life in cubicle land a bit more fun, this book is a clever and amusing list of practical jokesa list that will challenge even seasoned saboteurs to take risks and reap the awkward rewards.
With the signature hilarity that has made the Sucks series a hit, Kimes and Laccinole tackle number one, number two, and all the accidents in between on the way to full-time underpants.
You will now be able to wow your friends, scare your kids, and bargain with your spouse as you use this book to legitimize bad decisions, idle threats, and risky ventures.